The Girl in Pajamas

A blog of cynicism, judgment and sarcasm from the comfort of my bed.

Clothes or lack thereof make the man

Kanye West declares his wife Bianca Censori will be wearing LESS clothes than ever before in 2024

Lisa Rinna, 60, stirs up controversy as she poses NUDE on social media AGAIN to mark 2024 – as fans urge star to ‘grow the f*** up’

So these were some of the Daily Mail headlines I had woken up to this morning.

Within the first article was a scantily dressed photo of the alleged Mrs. West with the following summary, “the 46-year-old hitmaker showed off his wife who donned a skimpy, fur bra top, which revealed her ample assets, and nothing else but a micro thong”.

The second article was a simple for-your-information only for readers of the Daily Mail on the naked new year happenings in the life of Lisa Rinna.

While this entry is about the lack of clothing in general around the world, I did want to firstly point out the frivolousness of wasting the screen space of a major news home page to write a descriptive article that was probably better suited for Literotica!

Coming back to my point, two days ago, when I was searching for an appropriate quote for a philosophical rant, I came across this line by Mark Twain, “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” Now I haven’t really gone into the context of how this quote came to be. But if it was meant to be exactly as it is read, then Mark Twain and I would both be laughing, him rolling in his grave and me on my lush carpeted bedroom floor.

Most of the world’s popular Instagram “influencers” have built their empire of followers solely on their clothes or lack thereof. Case in point, Kim Kardashian. A decade or more ago, if you’d ask anyone who had a social media account if they knew who Kim Kardashian was, the answer would be a resounding “Yes”. But ask them what she does, and they’d all be at a loss of what to say. Was she an actor? No… Was she a reality TV star? Um.. maybe. Was she a businesswoman? I don’t think so. A few painful years later, the word “influencer” is a valid job description.

I could go on and on with my sardonic views on this topic. But my day job calls. So Mr. Mark Twain, in a nutshell, to my chagrin and maybe yours too, naked people have a LOT of influence in society now!

Signing off

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I am the Girl in Pajamas. I am one inch short of 5ft, my face is covered in pimple scars, I have a squeaky annoying voice and a BMI index of 31.1 (which according to my gynaecologist is borderline obese). I suffer from PCOS, minor alpha thalassemia and apathy. Which means that aside from having a grotesquely high amount of body hair for a woman, I also lack the energy and the will power to shave it off! Every day is bad hair day except on days when I have nowhere to go. In other words, I am your average looking Jane Doe who can lose herself in a crowd of other average looking people without a Henry Cavill look-alike Greek god giving her a second look (count how many times I used the word “look”). In the brain department, however, I consider myself a self-proclaimed smarty pants and enjoy looking down on the stupidity of the rest of the world with a smug satisfaction. Writing is my safety net because I’m otherwise tongue-tied if you speak to me face-to-face. Not because I’m shy but because my lack of nutrition creates a lag in my operating system. I mean a brain fog that prevents me from coming up with the perfect retort to your denseness without being offensive! If you haven’t guessed by now, I also have a very dry sense of humour. And if you enjoy that sort of thing, then you and I will get along just fine! Sincerely The Girl in Pajamas 👩🏻‍🦱

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